Last night I had a dream that I was in a cosmic battle with an elfin looking Mother Monster-esque Gaga in the middle of a field at some music festival, somewhere. She was shooting at me with lasers from her fingers and trying to abduct all the other festival goers by luring them with colourful undergarments into her hovering rhinestone-encrusted space ship.
I was really weirded out. When I turned my computer on this morning and saw the last page I looked at, it all made sense.
Behold… the bucktoothed and fucking angry Mugler woman. She WILL eat you.